SMS Joke

1-What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle. 2-Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field. 3-Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands. 4-Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran! 5-What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!SMS Joke 6-What do you get when you cross ESP