free sms jokes

1-Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" 2-What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?Magnets have a positive side! 3-The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. 4-Q: What does a blonde owl say?5-A: What, what? 6-WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind! 7-What do you