Funny SMS Messages

Every night as i lie in my bed all i cis those sexy eyes, kissable lips, smooth skin, DROP DEAD gorgeous body!DAM. i've got 2 moveDAT MIRROR FROM MY CEILINGI wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry